I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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