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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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