I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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