so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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