i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
