i already hear my dad disowning me
tell your sister to shave her snatch
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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