that's an acceptable place to lick
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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