great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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