is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
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