so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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