Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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