I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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