Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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