Sry I called you an 8
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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