There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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