so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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