The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Dual....:-)
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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