Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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