We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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