We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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