First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
