Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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