I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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