Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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