You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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