the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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