i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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