Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Randomize
