He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
You took a bar mat shot.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
