Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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