So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Randomize
