I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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