I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
did i walk over a car last night?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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