Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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