Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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