Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
