What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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