I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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