the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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