Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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