she was so not down for the gang bang
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
