That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize
