Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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