just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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