And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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