I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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