so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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