I hate your face
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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