Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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