Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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