Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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