Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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